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    omg I miss my roommates so much I could cry

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      THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

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        I love my job. Kind of ironic. @patientpatient #gryffindor

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          shorm:

          shorm:

          ~Giveaway Post~

          So, I was planning on doing this at 500 followers, but that kind of took me by surprise, and hitting 600 on the 1st of a month seems like it’s good timing!

          Prizes:

          • First prize is a knitted Hogwarts scarf! These scarves are double-thick (knitted in the round) and made out of wool, so they’re super-warm and are nice and long! I’ll be contacting the winner and asking them what House colours they’d like it to be, and unfortunately due to the nature of the prize this will probably not get to you for a while after the giveaway ends. If you don’t like Harry Potter, I can do this in any one or two colours you’d like!
          • Second prize has a choice between two knitted penises or a knitted hat, made with this pattern. Again, I’ll be waiting for a colour preference regardless.
          • Third prize has a choice between a knitted penis or a 3000-5000 word fic! It can be whatever you want, although if you want it to take place in a universe I’m not familiar with it’ll likely be kind of AU. (If neither of these work for you I’ll figure something else out. :P)

          You get two entries in this - one reblog, one like. You can reblog all you want, but you only ever show up in the notes of a post the first time you reblog something, so don’t clutter up your followers’ dashboards unnecessarily! No need to follow me, though if you don’t follow me and you’re still trying to win a giveaway that includes knitted penises in it…

          This giveaway is going to end on October 19th at 9PM EST! Good luck, and I apologize for any dashboard-cluttering that happens because of this.

          Rebagelling to make sure people see it~

          One week left!

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                 #STABBING MYSELF WITH AN EYELINER PENCIL #WHAT IS THIS #WHO THE FUCK WOULD MAKE THIS #LOUIS’ TUMMY IS THE REASON I CRY #lt

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                      You, sir, are the most pretentious person I have ever encountered.
                      Anonymous

                      I take it you’ve never read Joyce?

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